depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

ophore:

Photo of Sherwood Forest, please let me know if you can locate a source, for I could not.
segana-banana:

I love how differently they stand. I feel like it says a lot about their personalities. 

or they were maybe instructed on how to stand since it’s a photoshoot

thechrisbuck:

Everything Is Awesome

Over the years I had hoped to get an editorial assignment to photograph Tegan & Sara but my fortunes took a different turn when my intern, musician-turned-photographer Daniel Silbert introduced me to Sara Quin at a show in New York. The first thing I said to her was that “The Con" was my most played song on iTunes. She took my fanboy confession well and we had a nice chat about New York, relationships and their upcoming album.

Halfway through touring that album (the fantastic Heartthrob) their management team commissioned me to shoot new press and merchandising photos, and I couldn’t have been more on-board. It was such a good time spending the day with the girls that it was a blessing we had a full agenda of shots to do, otherwise nothing would have gotten done. 

mayor-claudia:

scoop your own damn litter you ratchet ass cat

nurselisainohio:

mayorjade:

Yes!!!! It’s true. I never expected to have nearly as many followers as I do right now. I thought this was a milestone that deserved a giveaway. There will be 2 winners, both selected through a random number generator. 

Both winners will receive: 500,000 bells, a bridal veil, a cake dress, 2 blue roses & 2 blue pansies. 

The first winner will be able to choose between prizes set A & B. The second winner will get the remaining prize set.

PRIZE SET A:

pink lace up dress

headband

sagittarius arrow

pisces lamp

capricorn ornament 

aries rocking chair

aurora screen

double neck guitar

stewpot

smoker

PRIZE SET B:

leaf bed

autumn leaf chair

pile of leaves

palm tree lamp

tree stump chair

rainbow screen

sprout table

cat tower

fireworks table

campfire cookware 

There will be no swapping items between the two sets.

Must be following me.

Must have a 3DS, New Leaf & be willing to share your FC with me.

Ends 4/20 at 11:59pm EST.

:-)))

birdthenerd:

Who wants a silver axe or three?
I have 40 silver axes. I have reason to believe that there are a few people on here that really want silver axes to make cute patterned stumps in their towns!
For those that don’t know, a silver axe will ALWAYS create a little pattern on the stump of a tree chopped with it.
Reblog this post, like it, stare at it, print it out and stick it to your cat…whatever. Just don’t spam, also giveaway blogs won’t win.
Every day starting April 14 until I run out of axes, I will give away 5! If I get more axes, the giveaway goes on!
Each day will have 3 winners: One person gets 3 axes, and two people get 1 axe each.
I will choose the winners randomly. You can only win once!
You don’t have to be following me but I’d love it if you did!
You have to be able to give me your friend code and pick up the axes within one day of winning - otherwise I will pick someone else.
Well, get going! I’ve got axes to get rid of!
adorabletrees:

stepping stones pt.2 
babygoatsandfriends:

goats in the car
Broken Shovels Farm
Anonymous said: Well maybe you focusing so much on this teacher crush and wishing that she would date you and stuff is making your girlfriend feel bad.

it’s cool that you think you’re included in our relationship but you’re not and we’re fine thanks :)

soft-petal:

grass by the ocean